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What happens when I fuck off for Christmas and leave @beamwire in charge of this project file? TIT-ANICThe story of forbidden love between an Aperture Sciences janitor, and his boss…a love that can only be consummated in the mens toiletsDIRECTED
==> Karkat: Be that guy You know, that guy. The guy who’ll always be there no matter how fucked up you are and will accept you and stay loyal to you despite all the things you’ve done. That guy. Reminds me of when I did that drunk Rose
privatefamilytime: My older brother felt so good inside me that I was glad I’d decided to let it happen when I noticed he was trying to seduce me. The first time lil sis and i fucked was the best, we did not want to stop!!!We fucked all though school
thesociopacta: source I have NEVER in my life seen a picture like this drawn about RO. I’m fucking impressed and thus I’m reblogging it. Because believe it or not, THAT is what happens when Ridewords MOB YOU UP. It’s not shown in the
gocami83:When I told my dad that my ultimate fantasy was to fuck him with mom right next to us he said that he would make it happen. I don’t know what dad put into mom’s drink but the most she did was roll over look at me and smile before she passed
My mom begged me to move back home when I graduated college. She even promised me she’d fuck me like she did the night I left. But the only thing that’s happened since I moved back is she’s taught my sister and her friend how to suck
So I guess I’m 25 then?! When the fuck did that happen? 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
lalna: i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found
new street tree
If someone had told me all the way back when this screenie was taken, that I’m devoing my future boyfriend, I would’ve laughed.Sometimes I still wonder how the fuck did all of this happen. Not that I’m not grateful or anything, just… baffled
alkahestic: a crick in the neck tends to happen when one drives into a fucking tree. alfons, why did you ever let that boy drive?
bring-me-your-bones: lexienalley: first-reactionss: lexienalley: GIF of a storm out west that I drove through for about 4 hours that I made nice yo when the fuck did these notes happen yo because this is the most beautiful gif on the internet
thederpywingedone: batmansymbol: by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist? because that happened What the fuck
thickslutcheatinggf: So what DID happen is that the friend of boyfriend’s who for sure was eye fucking me was waiting for the bathroom when I came out of it at one point, and he kinda bumped into me on purpose when we passed and was all “oh excuuuse
drankinwatahmelin: thiccthompson: imnonbinary: phd-bitch: YALL YALLL YALL so apparently guys call girls the second she gives them her number to make sure its the right one when the fuck did this start happening? like i saw it happen last night and
sexyfitarmychick: WOAH 3000 when the fuck did that happen? So naturally, promo time. I’ll leave it at unlimited, reblogs only, must be following me… I’ll do 3 screenshot promos and 3 lists of 10 randoms :) Okay go go go! I’ll post everything
squided: republicangarbage: bjnovakdjokovic: did this guy just livetweet a poisoning that he committed … What the fuck did he think would happen when he put the dangerous “DO NOT EAT” pouch on someone’s food??
sofalcondone: kentuckydarby: She looks so surprised at what happened what the fuck did she think was gonna happen when she hit the wall with a hammer? she needs an oscar tho look at that acting
p3rpetual-daydreamer: bring-me-your-bones: lexienalley: first-reactionss: lexienalley: GIF of a storm out west that I drove through for about 4 hours that I made nice yo when the fuck did these notes happen yo because this is the most beautiful
eartheld: bring-me-your-bones: lexienalley: first-reactionss: lexienalley: GIF of a storm out west that I drove through for about 4 hours that I made nice yo when the fuck did these notes happen yo because this is the most beautiful gif on the
bring-me-your-bones:lexienalley: first-reactionss: lexienalley: GIF of a storm out west that I drove through for about 4 hours that I made nice yo when the fuck did these notes happen yo because this is the most beautiful gif on the internet
shanology: If you change your URL, there’s a 100% chance that I’m wondering, “Who the fuck is this person? When did I follow them?” At some later point, I will also begin to wonder, “Whatever happened to so-and-so?” without ever connecting
bandsareprettyrad: thederpywingedone: batmansymbol: by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist? because that happened What the fuck Maybe
Oh good, you’re up. That? It’s a chastity cage.What the fuck did you think was gonna happen when I invited you over?That we were gonna fuck!?
clopper-dude replied to your post: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LOVE THIS DEER SO MUCH LIKE GOSH seen mine? :D no i didn’t when the fuck did that happen i shoulda seen that